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Omg this is gold 😂😂😂

Seems a little close to home John😅

I want my ex to invite me to her wedding now just so I can do everything yall mentioned.

My cousin and her husband are big Ohio State fans as I am. She made sure their wedding was during a Biweek. They've been married for 6 years with 2 kids!!!! Go Bucks!!!!

Truth!

Single 65F, tried dating app for a couple weeks. The old man selfie, from the guys video, is why I can't! They'll post 5 selfies from the bad angle, that all look the same, & wonder why online dating doesn't work 😂. So, I am trying to make "real life" my dating app. I do bring homemade cookies & offer them at pickleball, cross country skiing or bike club rides. 😅 I did get a guys number because he wanted the recipe & we had dinner, but they usually will bring up wife/girlfriend/partner if they think I'm hitting on them. Also, if I do get the guys to ask them for coffee & am rejected, I want to think of it as, I 👍 them.

The "highest standards" ha ha he looks so high glassy eyed. Yeah "highest standard" ;o)

you said "check from trump campaign". hahahahahahah thats a funny oxymoron. cant happen. he owes $$$ like woah.

I have a Jeep and I hate to admit it, but I have a couple ducks in my Jeep currently. But just like everything else, people take it way too far. Generally female Jeep owners.

Funny he mentions Christianity. Wait til he finds out the bible is also rigged and a scam just like sports, government, and most things.

First time I heard the Bill Burr impression wow that is spot on. I gotta see him live.

I missed 3. 😮

I don't know why but calling someone "Sir" sarcastically is such a hilarious burn 😂

it’s WWE

That's my guy!!😂😂😂😂😂

Hey John, I'm with you

Is John Crist quoting Michael Lombardi from the Pat Mcafee show? Regarding the cutting part and being honest with them

7/10

LOL - def agree men are in demand - 😂😂 - not a lot of selection, especially at my older age....

My jeep does not go off road and I have threatened my husband to NOT touch the latches for the top. Ours is for towing behind the motorhome and my personal vehicle. But I don’t have ducks. It is fun to get one and I always take a pic and send to my kids who think it’s ridiculous (but probably are just jealous) but I just toss them in a drawer

I was invited to my ex boyfriend's wedding. My husband and I went. We were all in the same friend group. All good!

The Bill Burr one is one of the best impressions I've ever heard. The other ones are funny but not sounding like the original.

The wedding question depends. If it's the wedding of my cousin that I have not talked to in 10 years and the world cup final/super bowl I know what I'm doing and that is not going to that wedding😂 tbh i think i'd not be invited in the first place haha

Literally walk over and say hi. Done

Demetrius Fields is a comedian. During Covid he had a Tik tok series of “hear me out dude videos.” His content is him being funny on camera. Not “video selfies”.

TO blessing woohoo. I went to the School of Ministry there in 98, best years of my life cause I stayed on as staff for a bit. Haven't had a chance to get to Bethel, but I'd love to

Fired up

Hate us cause you ain't us

This is patently false. Do they think we're that stupid?? That's a dumb question😂😂😂😂

jeep owner here.... I hate this stupid trend.

I was googling “what do hemorrhoids look like?” And this popped up Who are these dorks?

Boy howdy imagine defending that clown

This is funny, woman always know….you have to understand this…we pay attention to details!!!!

Totally feel you on rock stars standing on their own version of the moral high ground complaining about their music being played at rallies. You mentioned The Smashing Pumpkins being among those ranks, but I can’t find anything new (or old) online showing that they have done this.

Bro is just yapping knows nothing about copyright

A record deal lmao. Y’all assuming every single person signs away there masters and has no control over there catalog which is very untrue.

you think trump is paying them?

My understanding is music on Spotify is not for commercial use. Trump is using it in a public commercial setting, hence needing a licensing usage for that setting.

Can’t blame artists for not wanting the sex criminal to use their music.

Yeah, when you sign up to Spotify you are not getting a license for public exhibition of the music. You get a license for private exhibition. They do have commercial licenses but knowing how poorly Trump and his minions manage everything, it's highly likely they did not bother to get the correct license for any of that. So the idiot in this scenario is not the positions but as always Trump himself

Considering the amount of money owed to cities by the Trump campaign i think it's cute you think They'd ever pay for the music they use. Also, things like spotify is for personal use. Using music for a performance or event is an entire different ball game. What it comes down to is the fact that artists don't what who they believe is a walking pile of garbage using their music to promote their asshattery.

Here: “A common misconception we find is that restaurant and bar owners think that because they personally pay for a subscription to a streaming service such asSpotify or Pandora, that means you are paying the appropriate fees. This is false information. You must pay a fee to a PRO or to a music service that has paid the appropriate fees on your behalf, to be able to play your music legally. You cannot play copyrighted music (basically any song by an artist that is signed by a label) in your restaurant or bar unless you do so.”

You guys literally don’t know shit about this & yet you speak very confidently 😂

Can’t seem to find a mug shot of Senator Bob Mendez…didn’t do a deep dive…I’ll let ya know if I find one 🤪

Not for rallies, or endorsements, or when used for someone to make profit off of their work. You’re wrong on so many levels.

Because you keep your tickets affordable. Thank you

We have Jeeps and enjoy them but don’t really do the duck thing. But we went to Gatlinburg for the Jeep invasion a couple of weeks ago and it was insane. The ducks were everywhere. It was fun in the moment and we got some, but we don’t display them. It’s kinda goofy lol

Ok, wedding I'll give you. But what about a gender reveal? Or a baby shower? Totally worth skipping those for the game, right? I can still send a gift!

As he had like 7 girlfriend's and was cheating 😂😂

... yeah I'm glad we're laughing about this but in reality this is a foundation of a technological Holy Spirit... techno spiritualism is around the corner